Is this a serious talk, mom?
Swallow, count and repeat
Mommy's solution for dirty tissues
Pick your favorite, daddy!
Whip it out, no point in hiding bro
I've been missing out
Don't let it slip out again!
Use this fucking slut
Soft as silk and sweet as honey
I'll help you get up, baby
Solid presentation prep, boss
Only one thing can get done around her
Wanna climb my fucklist?
I love your ideas, honey